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Al-righty, then, there they go..out the driveway in their Sunday best. I now commandeer this website on this Mother's Day, 2008. I have taken over this blog to correct some rather astounding equivocations, prevarications, and LIES. And the lying liar that I most want to expose is the author of this blog, Mr. Jim Jordan aka Dadi, Papi, and who Mami refers to most often as "Kon-yo, saque a Nacho!"


Perhaps I have misspelled some of these pronouns; it is not my fault, as they have never given me the proper spelling, that is, the spelling they prefer. So screw the pedants! I'll assign the spelling that I see as most phonetically sound. After all, I did learn a lot by peeing on that circular toy with "Hooked on Phonics" written all over it. I am no dummy, and that is why that $3 piece of garbage always stopped at the letter N.

I AM smart and I can tell you that I can name that state! My right ear is in Nevada. Yup, as the promotion goes, what happens here stays here. My ears are the same way. They're constantly being infected!

I have feelings. I have thoughts. I even...oh, my...can I say this without fiery sparks fired off at that clown, that philosopher that Dadi worships, Wittgenstein, who said that dogs.....me included...don't have language? I cannot lie? Neither can I be sincere? I don't know if it's Wednesday? Gimme a break!

Shnappaduh, shnappaduh, rauf! - wait a second, stop! OK, I have language. I am quite fluid and, if I must say so, I have a way with the ladies. Something that Herr Wittgenstein....did not! Bwahahahaha!

And when Papi says that the household IQ when he and I are home alone drops to borderline retarded, my only question is, Dadi, why don't you take an online course? Ha ha ha!

So there, as you can see from this verbiose display, I am nacho ordinary...I mean, not your ordinary, Boston Terrier. I have feelings. I am well-educated (I've peed on more books from Dadi's library than he has read!). I am also a big fan of the Baltimore Orioles!

This is me celebrating after the O's 69th win last year! Go Ooooooooooos!



So let this egregious speciesism cease! I have every right to be treated as a human. I am smart, intelligent, but I'm madder than Hell and I'm not going to take it anymore,

Oh, wait, I think I heard the garage door open! My time is running out! Does anyone know how to get spellcheck to work on the title?